(Source: putamerdahermes)
when I was a kid the Internet with the most mysterious and enjoyable thing. I would soak up every minute I could get. I would go from site to site just exploring any and everything I could.
The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.
The internet is over, everyone can go home
It’s just as beautiful as I always imagined.
My life is complete.
(Source: theamericankid, via arsinoea)
Our Father
Who art in gravy
Hallowed be thy mashed potatoes
Thy kingdom Yum
Food will be done
On earth as it is at Jesus’ granny’s house
Give us this day our daily fried chicken
As we forgive those who have eaten the last piece
And lead us not into starvation
But deliver us from vegetables
For thine is the chicken
And the gravy forever
Amen
—- Pope Eggs Benedict XVII